Dear McDonald’s,

We wanted to say congrats for the launch of your new chicken sandwiches. But we also wanted to say sorry. We saw that you’re trying to turn crispyjuicytender into an official word, and it just so happens that we own the URL crispyjuicytender.com. So, as a gesture of hospitality, we’d like to give you the URL for all your chicken sandwich needs. In exchange, we think a donation to No Kid Hungry would be great. What do you think? DM us on Twitter, we’d be happy to chat.

Love,
Your friends at Popeyes